I want to get all of my friends into Destiny. It’s an exceptional shooter when it's firing on all cylinders. But as long as the true Destiny experience is locked behind such a horrible new player experience and multiple paywalls, I’ll be farming for that sweet new gun on my lonesome.
I mean, right? The only problem with this is a) a 2022 launch feels dicey and b) much like Harley Quinn, Bayonetta is not short of fans prepared to play Walter Raleigh's cape for her royal boots. Slightly foolish considering her boots are guns, Recommended Reading but then what is life without a little risk?
A dark horse in this race. Aloy herself is well established and her buff abs will definitely be plastered over several sapphic fan accounts in the few weeks after the game is launched, but she herself will not be the game's mommy. If Talanah gets a bigger role, or if a new, strong, powerful, muscular, toned, big... okay you get the idea. Horizon Forbidden West will mainly be about Aloy's journey, but it's not outside the realms of possibility that another woman could feature as a NPC or villain and step her way into our hearts and onto our faces.
Here's a fun fact: my face can be adapted in an emergency to become Harley Quinn's doormat . Unlike Elden Ring and HFW, Suicide Squad's Lady D challenger is a known entity. That could yet work for her or against her. Many will head into the game already a fan of Harley (me), or may even be picking the game up solely to play as Harley (also me). A lot of people will be boot up Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League already prepared to let Harley Quinn boot up their face (do I need to keep doing this bit?). However, this version of Harley faces tough competition from Margot Robbie's interpretation , Kaley Cuoco's interpretation , Tara Strong's interpretation, and Arleen Sorkin's interpretation. It may very well be that KTJL's Harley is, in many people's eyes, not the real Harley, and that may result in invitations for her shoes to be driven firmly down into our collective chests to be minimal.
Long-time readers of mine will be rolling their eyes at this, bracing themselves for the suggestion that Tsareena is the one true 'step on me' mommy . Please, give me some credit. Yes, I will be making Tsareena my companion Pokemon in Legends Arceus so she follows me, and yes, I may carelessly and flirtatiously fall at her feet , but I know even in the realm of internet weirdos who make memes about being stepped on, there are limits.
We have all seen the big lady in the Elden Ring trailer, and with the game coming out so soon - avoiding any further delay, of course - it's the most likely contender to eclipse Lady D. However, I don't think it's the (jumping) horse to bet on. Lady Dimitrescu did not become an icon merely because of her size. She has Big Lady Energy. That she's nine feet still helps, but it's not size alone. Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga , both five feet and change, exude Big Lady Energy. Nicole Kidman, five foot eleven but much more refined and withdrawn, does not.
You're on your own with this one. We worked out that Lady Dimitrescu would almost certainly crush you to death if she actually stepped on you - with her whole body weight, at least - and Destiny has gone even bigger. The much anticipated Witch Queen expansion for Destiny 2 has a leading villain who clocks in at 21 feet tall - more than double Lady Dimitrescu. She's so big I couldn't leave her off this list, but I can definitely leave her off my face. Thanks.
The only remaining use for Hunters has been to inflict slow through their Revenant Super, activating an Artifact mod called Focusing Lens that stacks with other buffs. Sadly, Bungie removed this interaction with the 30th Anniversary Pack. That patch also nerfed both Hunter dodges in hopes of making the class ability less potent in the Crucible. While that was certainly achieved, it also nerfed Hunters in PvE. Specs like Bottom Tree Nightstalker were tuned around frequently dodging and using your melee, something you can't do as frequently now unless you run The Sixth Coyote or Omnioculus.
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